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Mobsters busted in raid on HamDel’s mysterious neighbor, Camille’s.
Charlie Sheen has locked himself in a reading room on Butler 4 with several female students, a suitcase of cocaine, and every book on the Lit Hum syllabus.
Student looks at Community Food and Juice Menu from a Marxist Perspective.
Emma Watson transfers to Barnard.
McBain Shaft Installs Ball Pit.
Bwog writes post without any typos.
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@Anonymous um, a ball pit in the McBain shaft would be the most epic thing ever
@Update Sheen still refuses to leave the reading room, and is now insisting that someone bring him a copy of Nietzsche’s “Genealogy of Morals”
@doesn't usually read bwog emma watson made me LOL
@person Someone at Columbia actually happy.
@Anonymous There are no links!!
@I think that is because it’s April 1st (so those headlines aren’t real)
@Anonymous thank you, that made a lot of sense…the only one I read was about emma watson but given all the others I see that now…