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Bwoglines: Headline Hodgepodge Edition

but really, does anyone ever eat at Camille's?

Breaking news below!

Mobsters busted in raid on HamDel’s mysterious neighbor, Camille’s.

Charlie Sheen has locked himself in a reading room on Butler 4 with several female students, a suitcase of cocaine, and every book on the Lit Hum syllabus.

Student looks at Community Food and Juice Menu from a Marxist Perspective.

Emma Watson transfers to Barnard.

McBain Shaft Installs Ball Pit.

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7 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous There are no links!!

    1. I think says:

      @I think that is because it’s April 1st (so those headlines aren’t real)

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous thank you, that made a lot of sense…the only one I read was about emma watson but given all the others I see that now…

  • person says:

    @person Someone at Columbia actually happy.

  • doesn't usually read bwog says:

    @doesn't usually read bwog emma watson made me LOL

  • Update says:

    @Update Sheen still refuses to leave the reading room, and is now insisting that someone bring him a copy of Nietzsche’s “Genealogy of Morals”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous um, a ball pit in the McBain shaft would be the most epic thing ever

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