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From some reason, some people feel really uncomfortable about sitting down at a bar and asking the bartender for a Blowjob. It’s sad really, because the Blowjob is a fantastically delicious shot that is as fun as it is messy. But in case you can’t bring yourself to order it at a bar, we’ve got you covered. Like many specialty shots, the Blowjob has a traditional procedure to which all drinkers must strictly adhere.

Rules of the Blowjob:

1. On your knees (or taken off the bar)
2. No hands
3. Swallow, don’t spit (drink the whole shot!)

To summarize, place your hands behind your back, pick the glass up with your mouth, tilt your head back and drink up.

Ingredients:

• 1 oz Kahlua
• ½ oz crème de cacao
• ½ oz Bailey’s Irish Cream
• Top with whipped cream

Directions:

Shake all ingredients on ice and strain into a shot glass (remember you can multiply shots, so you can shake 5-7 shots in one shaker). Top each shot with whipped cream, and follow proper Blowjob protocol (listed above).

If you need bar supplies like shaker sets, bar spoons, and muddlers, feel free to contact the Columbia Bartending Agency at cbamanager@columbia.edu.

Stay classy, folks (or about as classy you can get while on your knees and taking a shot with no hands).

Love, your friends at the CBA

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