The over-priced but much-revered eatery is not open for business today! When asked, those inside deferred to this sign on the door. When Bwog called for comment they hung up on us. Womp. Perhaps the Commisioner of Health and Mental Hygiene was seeking retribution after the Pizza Days price hike. At least the weather’s nice, so the walk to Absolute won’t be that bad.

Bwog wonders what sort of revolting breaches of mental hygiene could have brought on this tragedy.