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The auditory equivalent of stepping in something
Some things sound really strange out of context, others are just strange. Bwog wonders if a little background info would make following verbal vapors smell a little less funky.
Two girls chatting outside:
Girl 1: Now would you be embarrassed or angry?
Girl 2: *hesitates* I would be… uncomfortable.
Girl 1: Out of embarrassment? Or like, “bitch you didn’t do what I told you to do!”
Broadway off-duty guard to on-duty guard:
“…they were both sharing it from one cup. eating it, spitting it back out, then eating it again”
Scuffed sneaker via wikimedia.
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@Anonymous hahahahahahaha the first conversation was me and a friend. funnily enough, we were talking about a threesome i had…
@Anonymous Well the first one is obviously talking about the sandwich the girl should be making
@HAHAHA OMG SANDWICH JOKES BE HILARIOUS.
@frontiers of science? “If you wanna know what I think, you know, I think brains can burp too… just like the body. And, you know, brains can fart or whatever.”
-john jay security guard, chatting with student at front desk
@Grammar Nazi *past
@CC'13 ahahah, i want those girls to be my friends!
@Awwww C’mon, I thought we were passed “2 girls, 1 cup.”
@Anonymous we moved up bwog. =(
http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/1470/1/?redirectURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thedailybeast.com%2Fblogs-and-stories%2F2010-04-04%2Fthe-50-most-stressful-colleges%2F
@Wait I didn’t understand the first one, can someone explain?