Some things sound really strange out of context, others are just strange. Bwog wonders if a little background info would make following verbal vapors smell a little less funky.
Two girls chatting outside:
Girl 1: Now would you be embarrassed or angry?
Girl 2: *hesitates* I would be… uncomfortable.
Girl 1: Out of embarrassment? Or like, “bitch you didn’t do what I told you to do!”
Broadway off-duty guard to on-duty guard:
“…they were both sharing it from one cup. eating it, spitting it back out, then eating it again”
Scuffed sneaker via wikimedia.