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“The Primal Scream For Geeks”

We think the Sci-Fi Club’s annual virgin sacrifice to Cthulhu is pretty cool, and we were able to get it on tape this year. The video pretty much speaks for itself:


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  • no shame says:

    @no shame Suzanne is the greatest! <3

  • just sayin'... says:

    @just sayin'... Suzanne is pretty much my favorite person. Ever.

  • Aw says:

    @Aw This is endearing.

  • ahgahaha says:

    @ahgahaha watching them try to carry him,..

  • Scary says:

    @Scary At 1:53, lightning flashes right as Suzanne says “the dread Cthulu”!

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous or a camera, either one

      1. On second view says:

        @On second view You’re right. What looked like lightning bolts is just the outline of the person on the left illuminated by the camera flash.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous It’s easy to find a virgin to sacrifice in this club.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous I’m not so sure, I have a suspicion that the members of this club are screwing each other left and right.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous explaination? really?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous The Old Ones are not pleased. IA IA!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I’m not sure Cthulhu so much demands sacrifices as much as people in the know are making an informed choice and strongly prefer to be eaten first.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Andrew Brickman is so sexy!!!

    1. H.P. Lovecraft says:

      @H.P. Lovecraft Suzanne is sexier.

      1. Andrew says:

        @Andrew ouch

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Suzanne is a pretty cool person, I agree :)

  • jonathan says:

    @jonathan oh my god – there’s another guy named jonathan in this club!

  • Andrew's Fan Club member (#2) says:

    @Andrew's Fan Club member (#2) I think the geek shirt just proves Andrew’s geek sexiness <3

  • Andrew's Fan Club member(#3) says:

    @Andrew's Fan Club member(#3) Too bad he’s straight – definitely sexier than Suzanne.

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