In this rapidly changing world, we sometimes feels a little behind the times. Old Man Bwog aims to address the eternal gripe: “What’s up With That?”
Dear Parents of the Scooting Youth,
How would you feel if I walked into your backyards, set up three foot-tall hurdles all over the place, and watched your frustrated efforts to avoid my traps? How about if I put wheels on those hurdles and built them out of the flesh of toddlers? Well that’s what I feel like every time I narrowly avoid one of your children hurtling across campus on some newfangled scooter. As the collective elderly consciousness of Columbia students, I walk across campus constantly, quickly, and without any peripheral vision. For all you math-types, let me put it this way: Your little bundle of joy + my trajectory = big mess. Kids don’t have any respect these days, and if you want to teach your kids any rules, you better start by teaching them to respect the laws of physics. That means no cheating friction!
Yours Grumbly,
Bwog
Curmudgeon via wikimedia.
14 Comments
@Anonymous NEVER TOO OLD TO SCOOT
@uhh, bwog? You know you need a guardians explicit consent to post pictures of children, right? Right? Cause this is creepy.
@Anonymous Not if you can’t even see their faces! Also why can’t you like your own comments?!
@Anonymous Yeah. This isn’t true at all. Especially if the kids are out on the street. You can be excused for thinking this, though. It’s exactly the type of BS that gets passed around.
@Anonymous SCOOT OR DIE!
@Real Curmudgeon You are a priviledged whinny idiot. Get out of my way the next time I am walking down the sidewalk and you fail to see me because you are too busy tiping some mundane stupid SMS into your piece of shit Android phone. In other words Go fuck yourself.
@Anonymous WHINNY! How do you go here?
@Anonymous TIPING! How do you go here?
@CC'13 scooter children are almost as bad as skateboard kids. get outta here you crazy skateboard kids!
@sup i longboard to class, you jelly?
@push pak?
@Kendale Winbush Kendale Winbush
@Anonymous is a 6ft wheeled menace
@Anonymous why isnt his picture here!!!!! thats who i thought of immediately 1st