May

8

Overseen: A Day Like This Deserves Ice Cream

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One unfortunate Wienie was devastated upon returning to the communal fridge—rather than the comforting icy delights of Ben & Jerry’s, this Wiener found nothing at all.

Not sure we want to think about where that ice cream could possibly have been…

GOOD LUCK ON FINALS!

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10 Comments

  1. scarlet letter

    Bob, we are thieves and crooks.

  2. Anonymous

    For real. If that was my ice cream, I would have sliced a bitch.

  3. Huh?

    Is there another note explaining where the ice cream has been? I'm imagining a cute little cone going on adventures all over New York, only to be killed by a hungry goon in a dorm.

  4. Anonymous  

    Dear Thief: Don't you fucking come near my ice cream.

  5. Anonymous

    Thanks for the ice cream. It tasted sooooooooo good.

  6. Antoine  

    Obviously we have a thief in Wien. He's climbing in your fridge. He's snatching your ice cream up, trying to eat them, so y'all need to hide your cones, hide your pints, and hide your sorbets 'cause they're eating everything around here.

  7. This is just to say  

    I have eaten
    the ice cream
    that was in
    the freezer

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for finals

    Forgive me
    it was delicious
    so sweet
    and so cold

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