Truly a deplorable will be missed

Things are starting to really wind down, and people start saying things that they would have otherwise probably kept to themselves.

After responding to a fire alarm in McBain, a firefighter gets in a firetruck and announces over the loudspeaker:
“It’s disgusting in there. I hope you guys aren’t going to leave that place like this.”

Outside HamDel, in the wee hours of the morning:
“If anyone asks, the 99 out of 100 was on my organic chemistry exam.”

Uris Pool, where a gaggle of seniors attempt to finish their swim tests:
Girl 1: Does Barnard have to take a swim test–
Girl 2: I don’t know.
Girl 1: –Or do they just let them drown?