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Truly a deplorable place...you will be missed
After responding to a fire alarm in McBain, a firefighter gets in a firetruck and announces over the loudspeaker:
“It’s disgusting in there. I hope you guys aren’t going to leave that place like this.”
Outside HamDel, in the wee hours of the morning:
“If anyone asks, the 99 out of 100 was on my organic chemistry exam.”
Uris Pool, where a gaggle of seniors attempt to finish their swim tests:
Girl 1: Does Barnard have to take a swim test–
Girl 2: I don’t know.
Girl 1: –Or do they just let them drown?
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@THINGS LEFT TO DO TILL GRADUATION 1) a barnard girl
2) a tight asian virgin girl
3) cause a black girl to get angry and yell at you, giving you an excuse to yell back at her, creating a 30 minute shit-talk. great for stress relief!
4) order $500 chinese food delivery, ask to pay in cash, give address of someone not you.
5) graduate.
@Anonymous ahahhahahahahhahahahah no.
@Anonymous And that’s why frats suck
@Anonymous whos the tight asian virgin
@Anonymous If you’re graduating without having done a barnard girl, you really need to reevaluate your life choices
@Barnard Swim Test It’s actually in Washington DC in a rural area. If you need to take the swim test, come to my bathtub.
I don’t bite.
@DC Native curious…just which part of the city do you mean?
@Anonymous I was thinking the same thing…..
@bethesda me too…
we all should hang out.
@DC Native i don’t know if this is weird or not but like, we totally should haha. i’ve always wondered if there were other kids from the dmv here, i’ve never met any.
@202 yeah we need some more dmv solidarity
@also bethesda How do we make this happen?
@DC Native i feel weird posting my contact info-bwog should set us up haha
@Anonymous forward, even for martha
@Anonymous haha Bitch…but still funny.