Forget career fairs—TMNT is recruiting on campus. Everybody’s going green nowadays, so why not join in the fun? This sign spotted near the flagpole at the top of the steps tells you to “inquire within,” but provide a ColumbiaTMNT@gmail.com email address for the less reptilian folk out there.
Their disclaimer reads:
If you lack the ability to enter this drain, you would only make the annual limbo competition awkward and therefore are not wanted.