We’ve known for a while that Chuck Norris can do almost anything—even endorse Republican presidential candidates. But we didn’t really realize his awesome power until we bought what we THOUGHT was just an ordinary day planner at the Bookstore.

“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.” – Chuck Norris

Confucius says*: When Chuck Norris makes a witty pun, it’s printed in the official Columbia day planner. Bwog is impressed, but a little frightened.

*Confucius says this never.