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Overheard: Feel the Burn

You'll have no problem carbo-loading after this

Two friends stretching on the Dodge mats:

Girl: “Oh, I totally smoked a j before I came here. You can really feel the burn, but not in a bad way, I’m more detached.”

Guy: “Oh, uhuh”

Girl [dancing]: “And I’ve been listening to Foster the People for an hour.”

Performance enhancing? drug via wikimedia.

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14 Comments

  • UGGGGHHHHHHHHHH says:

    @UGGGGHHHHHHHHHH After seeing Foster the People live, I can never hear their music again. They are so incredibly awful, and not even awful in an ironic-hipster sorta way…awful like a Mariah Carey movie marathon

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous u smoked a tampon?

  • damn says:

    @damn That j looks yummy for a thursday night

  • 420 says:

    @420 Smoke erry day

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous smoking after > before
    makes protein go down easier too, if you’re into that

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous seconded. Work out, then sit back, eat meat, watch TV and have a great sleep.

  • Stanley Cavell says:

    @Stanley Cavell Awww yeah.

    1. Anon says:

      @Anon I thought your name said Steve Carell for a second…got really excited..

  • dude says:

    @dude working out stoned can be fun, but it can also make you uncoordinated and totally more awkward about using machinery/kicking people off your machines in dodge.

  • Scold says:

    @Scold Enjoy your memory loss.

      1. REM Sleep says:

        @REM Sleep It wrecks the ability to get regular, sustained REM sleep. Thus, stoners nap like kittens.

  • Ew says:

    @Ew Foster the People?
    lrn2bettermusic.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous I dislike people like you.

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