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Superior genetic pooling
First SJP, then Rob Lowe, and now the Gyllenhaals. Multiple tipsters spotted a scruffier than usual Jake, and his ever-chic sis, Maggie, roaming around campus earlier today. Fun fact: Mags graduated CC in ’98, and Jake dropped out a few years later. Come back to us, Jake!
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@Anonymous maggie is a stone cold fox
@Anonymous Why do you have a photo of Jude Law in a post about Jake Gyllenhaal?
@True story: I helped Jake Gyllenhaal at the Butler Reserves desk back in 2000 or so (after October Sky but before Donnie Darko). We all thought he was an Ethan Hawke wannabe until we recognized his name on his ID.
— Karen the Librarian
@Van Owen I’d hit it.
@Anonymous Maggie Gylenhaal is sooo HOTTT!!!! people say that she is not hot. and these people a) are stupid and b) would not know what to do with themselves if someone as hot as Maggie Gylenhaal talked to them in a bar.
@Anonymous it means they are attractive
@Anonymous Jake is kind of attractive, but Maggie is a definite no. She is far from beautiful unless I need new eyes.
@Anonymous She has grandma face. Its just a fact.
@Odd Observational Skills Does it look like either of them has blonde hair?
@Anon And by “superior genetic pooling,” you mean blonde hair, blue eyes.. which implies that people without those traits are of an inferior strain..
Way to go Bwog.
@Anonymous you’re bringing everyone down with this in-depth analysis of a tiny joke that the writer probably added in as little more than an after-thought. stop searching for negativity. life is so much fun without negativity.
have a nice day!
@Anon Your logic: It’s a joke, and therefore should be taken in jest. The editor should be excused for being insensitive.
My logic: [Racial] insensitivity is wrong, even if its only manifestations are on a subconcious level. Turning a blind eye to ignorance invites more ignorance.
@Anonymous Dude, give it a rest. They’re just both really hot. If it was a picture of Halle Berry, I’m sure everyone would say that she’s from a superior genetic pool as well.
@Anonymous i saw him in the flesh today, and can safely say that jake gyllenhaal is a prime example of superior genetic pooling.
@I <3 you