Two weeks ago, SJP—that is, Sarah Jessica Parker, not the student group—was purportedly prowling the Barnard grounds. Rumors circulated that she had enrolled her small child in Barnard’s daycare program. Thanks to paparazza-in-training Danielle Arje, we can confirm this to be true. And now we’ll leave her alone! And hope for a third celeb derriere sighting.
10 Comments
@Anonymous Who cares about this horseface?
@Anonymous andrew, why would you say that? I care about her.
@Anonymous Her purse is bigger than she is
@Anonymous Matthew is inside.
@Anonymous There was a time when Serb, Jewish, Armenian and Greek students felt comfortable at Columbia, but then a nazi quota monger like Bollinger starts inviting Atifete Jahjaga, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and other terrorists reducing the campus to a banana republic.
@Lab Monkey from Medical Campus Did someone say bannab?
@Anonymous Your troll attempt score:
1/10
@Barnard girl who likes shopping Did someone say Banana Republic?
@YU No Kosovar president endangers Serbs, don’t worry. :)
@Anonymous Omg she’s so much shorter in real life. I like her bike.