As Patti Stanger would advise the future millionaires in all of us, dating often requires figuring out your five “non-negotiables.” You know, dogs, financial security, religion, kids…and this:
Guy 1: How did your date go?
Guy 2: Great man, she is awesome. The only reason we aren’t dating is because she doesn’t like Radiohead.
Guy 1: What?! But they have above nine ratings on Pitchfork!
Guy 2: I know man, I know.
Guy 1: You should dump her.
Rockin’ key fob from Flickr/jackdorsey
7 Comments
@Anonymous Damn, shit like this actually happens in real life?
@The Real Issue... If that woman knows who this guy is, now she knows to stay away.
@Anonymous people this lame can’t be real…can they?
@Nate RRRRRROOOOOFFFFLLLLL
Haha sorry, but I actually really enjoyed this.
@I think They should just date each other
@I know man, I know…
@Anonymous absolutely not