As Patti Stanger would advise the future millionaires in all of us, dating often requires figuring out your five “non-negotiables.” You know, dogs, financial security, religion, kids…and this:

Guy 1: How did your date go?

Guy 2: Great man, she is awesome. The only reason we aren’t dating is because she doesn’t like Radiohead.

Guy 1: What?! But they have above nine ratings on Pitchfork!

Guy 2: I know man, I know.

Guy 1: You should dump her.

Rockin’ key fob from Flickr/jackdorsey