Could it be the winter weather? Or maybe something your CC professor said has started to sink in? Whatever it is, something has turned the Columbia community into a channel for worldly revelation.

On war

Guy: (to guy friend) “You’ve already hooked up with her! That’s more than half the battle!”

On technology

Small Child to 50-something Parent: “It’s called Siri. S-I-R-I.”
Confused Parent: “S-I-I?”

On life

Student: “GPA is more important than, like, your life, if you’re premed.”

Jane Austen would totes be a blogger via Wikimedia Commons