Dec

22

Overseen: How To Take A Class Without Actually Trying

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A tipster spotted the follow desperate measure during one of the last days of finals hell. So many questions—is this printing limit evasion? How can one textbook have so many pages? Dare we ask, are these single-sided? Also, just throwing it out there, the environment…? We’ll file this under “people we don’t want to stand behind in the Butler printer line,” and let you tackle the rest on your own.

Material manifestation of our worst textbook fever dreams (minus the part where rabid hydrocarbon chains spring to life from the page and menace our loved ones/cats)

 

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9 Comments

  1. Why did Marx

    have such a hard time in college?

    Class struggle!

  2. Anonymous  

    Ewwww.. fuck that.

  3. Anonymous

    #occupytheprinter

  4. anonymous

    #occupytheprinter

  5. Anonymous

    This wasn't in butler, it was in watt

  6. Toshiaki Asano M.D.

    These several days I have posted many important and new ideas which may bring about new paradigm. But at ths time I find those are not shown in this website. Why? Tell me. I'm poor at IT. Anyhow I try again to show them. The multi-Euclidean universe (MEU) indicates that Many-Worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics produces quantum laws. MEU is quite different from the so-called multiverse or parallel universes. It's in a true sense real and physical entity.

  7. Toshiaki Asano M.D.

    Since in MEU 100% of the inertial mass of each particle results from the gravitational interplay[please take the Doppler effect i.e. the term 1l1+z = (1-r/2R)^2] into consideration and you will find the scalar gravitational potential is equal to --c^2/2 which satisfies Mach's principle completely. Then, the bare mass and the bare electric charge are both zero in QED resolving the divergence difficuty and the problem of anomaly. We have a new universal constant Q = (8/3pi alpha)[pi electron mass/32 alpha^2 proton mass --1]^-1 = 1.5249902121 which proves there is still mismeasurement of distaces by the rate of Q and over estimate of the density by Q^2. Moreover, the density parameter should be exactly 1/3 for matter, 1/4 for axion the dark matter(4.95 10^-5 eV/c^2), 1/12 atoms and neutrinos, 2/3 for virtual gravitons, and zero for cosmological constat. We have quantized gravity and so general relativity can never quantized.

  8. Toshiaki Asano M.D.

    Again we say only MEU can show that God exists and we haxe no free will. Consciousness is derived from inseparability between our universe and {U} whose potency is aleph one. We have proven that the continuum hypothesis is false, while we have failed to prove this by axiomatic set theory although Woodin seems to be almost proving this. We would think MEU is completely correct if he succeeds. S = 9pi c^5 Boltzmann const t^2/4G(h bar) and T = (h bar)/6pi Boltzmann t holds everywhere at early times. WMAP data have already proven our universe is multi-Euclidean because thermal fluctuation and multipole moment are beautifully related by the Q and moreover by the excessive suppression at large angular size which the Planck satellite(2009-2012) will ratify. The inflation hypothesis and the accelarated expansion seem obviously false.

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