A short while ago, a tall, well-dressed, middle-aged man strolled into Butler and started handing out candy canes to disheveled students. Grinning and making polite conversation, he proceeded confidently from the café to the third floor. Bemused bookworms naturally sent a flurry of tips, having cottoned on to the fact that this was not another beneficent alumnus, but rather our very own Deantini (aided by CCSC Prez Aki Terasaki). Why on this night does the Dean dole out delights? Because he can.

Saint Tini

Caught red-and-white handed by FILO