At Columbia, students are taught to challenge each other’s ideas and deeply evaluate the validity of their own beliefs and thoughts. That being said, we can’t really think of anyone who would disagree with the statement below, found in Hamilton 707.
Speaking of sex finals, you may have noticed by our new poll that we’re curious about everyone’s current finals position. Your options, based on the current (premature?) standings:
- Would it look bad if I just slept through this?
- Already finished. Awkward.
- This is my first time, I don’t really know what to expect…
- Coming at it from behind (playing catch up)
- Totally on top of it and liking it
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@Anonymous witty comment to the photo. props.
@Yo Bwog, What’s going on with Orgo night? Is there one this year? Haven’t seen anything about it
@Anonymous the greater than symbol just looks wrong when used “vertically” like that
@It's because then the big fish can’t eat the little fish.
@grumble grumble here’s hoping my hookup buddy sees this and gets his priorities straight
@Can I have yo numba?! Dont worry – I got you covered.
Finally, a girl I could skip the Bullshit with.
@Anonymous ditto! message to all columbia guys with hook up girls on the line: call in that booty call. just do it. we’re stressed.
@Anonymous two things:
1) this may be the best poll Bwog has had ever, or at least in a long time. I love each suggestions.
2) sex is an awesome way to relieve stress, highly advised if you have someone to do that with!
@Anonymous how…how do you have a negative orgasm? does your body implode? any survivor stories?
@Anonymous you are obviously male :)
@Anonymous no, I’m not actually : (
@Hmm Depends on the final, I guess.
@What happens when you do it with someone on the crew team?
An oargasm!
@Anonymous To answer your question, yes. Not having finals is better than not having orgasms. Unless the negative works the other way. Is giving a final better than giving someone an orgasm?
@Anonymous but… finals get me hot…