At Columbia, students are taught to challenge each other’s ideas and deeply evaluate the validity of their own beliefs and thoughts. That being said, we can’t really think of anyone who would disagree with the statement below, found in Hamilton 707.

Speaking of sex finals, you may have noticed by our new poll that we’re curious about everyone’s current finals position. Your options, based on the current (premature?) standings:

  • Would it look bad if I just slept through this?
  • Already finished. Awkward.
  • This is my first time, I don’t really know what to expect…
  • Coming at it from behind (playing catch up)
  • Totally on top of it and liking it

But are negative orgasms less than negative finals?