You thought coning was dead? So did the President’s enemies. Okay, not really, but Bwog thought so. The last time we saw one of these bad boys was October! It looks like the unknown coner is impervious to the frigid winter and has returned with a vengeance. This time, the tooth (?) statue in front of the law library was attacked—you know, that one that you drunkenly spin around over and over again with your friends every Friday night on your way back from EC. It won’t be long before they strike again.