A bougie, white, early 30s, peacoat-wearing couple enters Oren’s.

Man: We would like to buy coffee beans.

Oren’s barista: Okay, let me show your over here.

M: Before you start, I just wanted to make sure that it was fair trade.

OB: Well no, it’s actually better than fair trade.

M: What?

OB: It’s actually direct trade. Oren actually meets the farmers and negotiates a price, cuts out the middleman.

M: Hmm, that sounds fine.

They continue to talk about coffee bean sourcing until the man settles on a pound and a half. Sometimes TV is real life…