A girl reading The Aeneid on the subway is approached by a random older man.
Guy: What are you reading?
Girl: The Aeneid.
Guy: Oh, I remember reading that. I liked the Iliad better.
Girl: Me too. I can’t wait to finish this so I can read the Metamorphoses.
Guy: Oh man, I love Kafka.
Girl: Yeah, me too, he’s awesome.
As Kafka says, “God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.”
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