Feb

13

Personals: Simon Jerome, CC ’13, and Eric Hickam, GS ’14

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Bwog presents two more eligible bachelors. Interested parties should contact [email protected], and we’ll send you love birds off with $10 for your date.

Name, Year, School, Major: Simon Gregory Jerome, 2013, CC, MESAAS

Preference: Guy for guy

Hometown: Waldorf, Maryland

Dream Date in 7 words or less: Anything out of this DAMN cold.

What redeems you as a human being: I’m a lightweight, so I’m recession-friendly.

Myers-Briggs Personality Type: ENTJ

Ref room or 209: … I don’t study.

Guilty Pleasure song: Dirty Talk, Wynter Gordon

Late night food stop: Westside Deli for Egg Salad Sandwich

Historical Hottie: John Howard Vam Amringe

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Name, Year, School, Major: Eric, GS ’14 (Econ/Philosophy)

Preference: Guy for a gal

Hometown: Seattle, WA

Dream date in 7 words or less? No homework, french fries, rock and roll.

What redeems you as a human being? I can cook a mean risotto and sew my own buttons. Self-sufficiency is pretty spectacular.

Myers-Briggs Personality Type: ENTJ? I’m all over the place, but I always tended to do poorly on tests…

Ref Room or 209? Both. I like to party, what can I say?

Guilty Pleasure Song: Bikini Kill – Liar. Yeah, it’s that bad.

Late Night Food Stop: Garden of Eden. Half off salad bar? More hummus than I can possibly consume? How about hell yes?

Historical Hottie: Hepburn. Her hotness needs no explanation, save this one.
 

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36 Comments

  1. jayjay  

    simon is cute :)

    • so  

      contact [email protected], duh

  2. CC'13  

    simon is SO NICE it is like unbelievable

    also damn eric, i go weak in the knees for a boy who likes bikini kill

  3. Anonymous  

    OH SIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DADDYYYYYYY!!!!!

  4. Anonymous  

    econ/philosophy you say? sign me the fuck up

    AND he's from seattle?

    ...i...i think...i think i might be in love...

  5. Anonymous  

    wasn't Simon going out with a freshman?

  6. katharine  

    which hepburn??

  7. cc '12 guy  

    i want eric to be the gay one. wtf. MAKE THEM SWITCH THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS PLEASE. thx bwog

  8. not stalkin'

    in one prof pic comment section, Simon was questioned and replied to people in English, Swedish, Russian, Spanish, French, and Italian

    just sayin'

  9. Anonymous

    what the fuck major is MESAAS?

  10. Anonymous  

    Fuuuuuuuck you, Simon. I've listened to Dirty Talk fifteen times since reading this. Guilty pleasure is guilty pleasure.

  11. CC '13

    Why does '13 dominate the personals? We can't blame it on sophomore year anymore...

  12. cc13

    I've had a crush on Simon since freshman year.

  13. cc'12  

    bikini kill does NOT count as a guilty pleasure. that totally was a "hey, i'm cool and like bikini kill" moment. it's true, it is cool, but not a guilty pleasure. i call shenanigans!

  14. Simon

    I appreciate all the love, but really hope someone has the balls to get those $10 and TAKE ME
    OUT

  15. umm

    they should date each other...? no? anyone, anyone?

  16. taken, but  

    Eric, you sound like a wonderful date.

  17. BC '14  

    Of course you're gay Simon. Of course.
    ugh.

  18. ^are you stupid?  

    except that one likes guys and one doesn't...

  19. Anonymous  

    Does Simon dig black guys?

  20. IDK  

    Simon always seems so condescending.

  21. LOL  

    You straight girls do realize that if gay men weren't gay, you wouldn't find them remotely as attractive...right?

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