“Ugh, Valentine’s Day: the holy day of socially-constructed schmaltz, corporate-manufactured mirth, and earlobe nibbling. Who has time for a relationship anyway?”
FALSE, everyone deserves a big spoon. And YentaBwog is here to help you find that special someone. Lovelorn single folk, we invite you to participate in our annual Personals series. Just fill out the scientifically proven questionnaire below and submit your most flattering photo to firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll showcase the eligible bachelors and bachelorettes on Bwog for Planet Columbia to admire. Then, interested dates can contact us, and we’ll shell out $10 for your romantic evening.
True love starts with this survey:
- Name, Year, School, Major
- Preference (guy for guy, etc.)
- Your dream date in seven words or less
- What redeems you as a human being?
- Myers-Briggs Personality type
- Ref room or 209
- Guilty pleasure song
- Late night food stop
- Historical Hottie