We were delighted to find more demonstration of wit on the last caption contest’s round of comments. However, only one Columbian can be the wittiest of them all: with 45 up votes and one jealousy-inspired dislike, Anonymous #1’s “Tweets, by Dr. Jay.” Congratulations, Anonymous, you are indeed superior.

But we know you all can do better than that. There are endless layers of obscure references, cheap puns, and inappropriate interpretations to explore! We’ll just keep giving out the ambiguous animal pictures, and you can keep using this to procrastinate on your paper. Be clever!

Felines with podium