Eases the pain of the future

Hey sophomores! It’s time to decide what you want to do with the rest of your life: major declaration is a scant, fleeting week away. To guide your trembling self down that road, CCSC ’14, CCE, and CSA are hosting the event “Major Discovery — From Classroom to Career in Columbia College” (did you get the pun??) in the Roone Arledge Auditorium today from 11 to 1 pm. That’s almost right now! Juniors and seniors will be on hand to discuss various majors, movie tickets may possibly be distributed, and questions and answers will traverse the room (possibly more of the former than the latter). Empanadas, massages, and discussions about your hopes and dreams will all feature prominently. Precocious freshmen are also welcome, although may perhaps be laughed/cried out of the auditorium.

Read more about the event here, or just walk over there and learn about some internships in Philosophy! The empanadas aren’t gonna come to you.

Brief respite via Wikimedia Commons