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Overheard: A Good Problem to Have

No-no drama

Earlier tonight, a girl to her friend:

“I have too much homework to cheat on my boyfriend tonight.”

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  • CC says:

    @CC People in relationships, stop cheating on your boyfriends and girlfriends. It’s not cool. It’s actually really uncool.

  • overheard at barnard says:

    @overheard at barnard “yeah, it’s like finishing before you orgasm”

  • I mean, says:

    @I mean, she’s probably joking. Right?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous The caption over the picture when you scroll over is SUCH a throwback. love it!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous wow i hate women

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous this is clearly the most reasonable response.

  • lots a bitches got homework says:

    @lots a bitches got homework i wonder how many boyfriends will accuse their overworked girlfriends of cheating on them tonight……….

    1. Back of the Envelope Calculation says:

      @Back of the Envelope Calculation Let’s see.

      1. Browse every course given at Columbia and narrow search to courses that assigned hw over the weekend.
      2. Search for girls in relationships.
      3. Narrow search to hoes in relationships (You should get around 3 or 4 girls ).
      4. Find complementary significant others.
      5. measure penis lengths.
      6. guy with smallest penis is the one that is being cheated on.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous i doubt you can fit all of that on the back of an envelope

  • nicki minaj says:

    @nicki minaj stupid hoe.

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