Hop on the love train with Bwog Personals. You may notice we haven’t included last names in this installment. Well, you don’t have to be googlable to find love! Any of these ladies strike your fancy? Tell us at email@example.com, and we’ll provide $10 for your date. And FYI for those who aren’t so hip with the kids: TIC means That is COOP, and TIT means That Is Theta.
Name, Year, School, Major: Aida, CC ’13, AmStud/SusDev
Preference: A ho 4 a bro
Your dream date in seven words or less: Free range, grass fed, all natural, bougie
What redeems you as a human being? I moved from New Hampshire to New York City and discovered nature. TIC.
Myers-Briggs Personality type: BAMF
Ref room or 209: Um, Kent.
Guilty pleasure song: Torn between Juvenile’s Back That Ass Up and T.Swift’s Love Story
Late night food stop: Three cheese grilled cheese made at home, with sautéed portobello mushrooms and thyme.
Historical Hottie: Kim Jung Il
Name, Year, School, Major: Wiki, SEAS ’13, Chemical Engineering
Preference: ChemE 4 Econ/Philosophy
Hometown: Plimouth Plantation
Your dream date in seven words or less: Gin, maybe tonic.
What redeems you as a human being? I never take off my pearls.
Myers-Briggs Personality type: PIMP
Ref room or 209: 209
Guilty pleasure song: DotA by Basshunter (shout out to my homeland)
Late night food stop: I don’t waste calories on food. TIT.
Historical Hottie: F. Scott