36 CommentsBwog presents two more eligible bachelors. Interested parties should contact personals@bwog.com, and we’ll send you love birds off with $10 for your date.
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- Simon Jerome
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- Eric Hickam
Name, Year, School, Major: Simon Gregory Jerome, 2013, CC, MESAAS
Preference: Guy for guy
Hometown: Waldorf, Maryland
Dream Date in 7 words or less: Anything out of this DAMN cold.
What redeems you as a human being: I’m a lightweight, so I’m recession-friendly.
Myers-Briggs Personality Type: ENTJ
Ref room or 209: … I don’t study.
Guilty Pleasure song: Dirty Talk, Wynter Gordon
Late night food stop: Westside Deli for Egg Salad Sandwich
Historical Hottie: John Howard Vam Amringe
Name, Year, School, Major: Eric, GS ’14 (Econ/Philosophy)
Preference: Guy for a gal
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Dream date in 7 words or less? No homework, french fries, rock and roll.
What redeems you as a human being? I can cook a mean risotto and sew my own buttons. Self-sufficiency is pretty spectacular.
Myers-Briggs Personality Type: ENTJ? I’m all over the place, but I always tended to do poorly on tests…
Ref Room or 209? Both. I like to party, what can I say?
Guilty Pleasure Song: Bikini Kill – Liar. Yeah, it’s that bad.
Late Night Food Stop: Garden of Eden. Half off salad bar? More hummus than I can possibly consume? How about hell yes?
Historical Hottie: Hepburn. Her hotness needs no explanation, save this one.
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36 Comments
@LOL You straight girls do realize that if gay men weren’t gay, you wouldn’t find them remotely as attractive…right?
@IDK Simon always seems so condescending.
@Anonymous Does Simon dig black guys?
@^are you stupid? except that one likes guys and one doesn’t…
@BC '14 Of course you’re gay Simon. Of course.
ugh.
@taken, but Eric, you sound like a wonderful date.
@Also taken I second that.
@umm they should date each other…? no? anyone, anyone?
@Simon I appreciate all the love, but really hope someone has the balls to get those $10 and TAKE ME
OUT
@amused party well said, bro
@Eric Agreed, mate! Anonymous marriage proposals, while fantastic, just don’t do the trick. The worst you get is $10 and a free night out. Take the chance, ladies and gentlemen!
@cc'12 bikini kill does NOT count as a guilty pleasure. that totally was a “hey, i’m cool and like bikini kill” moment. it’s true, it is cool, but not a guilty pleasure. i call shenanigans!
@cc13 I’ve had a crush on Simon since freshman year.
@Bikini Kill?? marry me
@Don't encourage people who call Bikini Kill a “guilty pleasure” because of some supposed threat to their masculinity as a result of liking grrl bands. Boo, guy. Boo.
@CC '13 Why does ’13 dominate the personals? We can’t blame it on sophomore year anymore…
@well These Personals don’t really reflect how many single people are in each class. If anything CC13 should be applauded for all the people that have the balls to do this
@Anonymous Fuuuuuuuck you, Simon. I’ve listened to Dirty Talk fifteen times since reading this. Guilty pleasure is guilty pleasure.
@Anonymous what the fuck major is MESAAS?
@Just f-ing google it
@not stalkin' in one prof pic comment section, Simon was questioned and replied to people in English, Swedish, Russian, Spanish, French, and Italian
just sayin’
@Ring Pop Princess Have you heard of google translate?
@cc '12 guy i want eric to be the gay one. wtf. MAKE THEM SWITCH THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS PLEASE. thx bwog
@katharine which hepburn??
@Audrey poor slob…poor slob without a first name.
@i don't even like one over the other but for some reason i feel compelled to respect a guy a lot more for liking katharine
@Anonymous wasn’t Simon going out with a freshman?
@Anonymous evidently not anymore
@I wish Simon were going out with this freshman…
@Anonymous econ/philosophy you say? sign me the fuck up
AND he’s from seattle?
…i…i think…i think i might be in love…
@Anonymous OH SIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DADDYYYYYYY!!!!!
@SEATTLE Nuffsed.
@CC'13 simon is SO NICE it is like unbelievable
also damn eric, i go weak in the knees for a boy who likes bikini kill
@raas WE LOVE SIMON
@jayjay simon is cute :)
@so contact personals@bwog.com, duh