For your midterm procrastination pleasure, we present the latest in artistic stylings, where the magical and the mundane collide. You know the drill: make us laugh, make us cry, make us forget about that eight page essay we haven’t started outlining yet. Last round’s contest provided some interesting results, with perhaps the most…unique being the very aptly named I don’t have a contribution‘s “kitties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” At least they were honest.

A word of advice: don’t go with the phallic route. The phallic route is obvious. We’ve already made our own jokes about it. Be original!

Louise McCune for Bwog