17 CommentsJust as spring break is beginning to reveal itself, so, too, are the lawns—six five weeks after Groundhog Day. Coincidence, conspiracy, or completely meaningless counting error? You decide, though it certainly hasn’t felt like winter the past couple weeks. Facilities is pulling back the tarps, right as it’s beginning to heat up—highs of 58 expected today, with temperatures potentially reaching 65 tomorrow!
Photo by Steele Sternberg
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@Captain Obvious The luscious verdure of the untarp-éd fields does seem to indicate some preservative property.
@big words =/= smart lolwut?
@Anonymous I heartily concur, young chap. Such superfluous pontifications degrade the cachet of these forums of such eclat!
@small words man obviously never had sex or been camping…
@hey Steele Sternberg, I like your name. Say hi to your mother for me.
@Anonymous I’m so fucking happy.
@Anonymous Groundhog day was only 4 weeks ago! Just saying. And 70 degrees tomorrow, just in time for midterms.
@Anonymous It is going to be 70 degrees tomorrow. See you at Low Beach!
@Anonymous Why are those tarps put down in the first place?
@Anonymous To protect the lawns from the snow.
@Anonymous What snow?
@Anonymous Actually, the grass will die every winter regardless of whether the tarps are there or not (in fact, if it isn’t all dead when the tarps go dow, the tarps hasten the process), so what is the point?
@Anonymous *down
@Anonymous Perhaps they prevent the lawns from becoming muddy pits?
@Anonymous dunno if you’ve seen the untarped grass but that shit is greener than the dankest dank. pretty sure it worked exactly as planned compared to the brown shwag that was left unconvered.
@Anonymous i always thought it was to prevent people from writing stuff in the snow. because if it did snow and people wrote stuff but there was a greyish tarp underneath, the stuff they write would be less visibile than if it was just grass underneath.
@The dark maske!! Probably someone stupid like the SPEC writers or whatever spec sucks . word press . com!!!!