You'll look like this

Yoga?  Naps?  Candlelit baths?  LAME.  Why do that when you can literally kick a human being?

Release your midterms anger with Columbia Tae Kwon Do’s Kicks for Cash on College Walk today from 3-6 pm where, for $1, you can kick any member of the team once.  For $10, you can kick them as much as you want for a full 15 seconds.  There will also be baked yummies.  Help them raise money to get to the National Collegiate Tae Kwon Do Championship in April!

Exemplary kick via Wikimedia Commons