Just in time for you to remember all the work you’re not doing right now, the top two students of the Columbia College Class of 2012 have been announced. According to Spec, Zachary Brill, a Chemistry major from New Jersey, scored the top spot, with Zachary Levine, an anthropology major from California, coming in as runner-up. There are all sorts of puns we could make about As and names that start with Z, but for now we’ll just say congratulations. Hopefully this news flash will inspire you to turn around, march over to Butler, and start taking a look at your syllabus.
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