If you’re anything like Bwog, you awoke with a start* this morn’ upon remembering that finals aren’t just the stuffs of romcom CW sitcoms—they’re very real, and they’re happening. For some, as early as Friday.

But before resigning yourself to getting that weird low-cal tofu cream cheese on your Nussbaum bagel, just to feel something, dear god, anything, take a moment to save the date for the one Butler-hosted event you’ll actually want to attend:

The 69th (!!!) semi-annual Orgo night will be this Thursday, May 3 in Butler 209 at 11:59 pm.

*We can’t be certain whether it was “a start,” or a “slight wine hangover,” but we can assure you, it wasn’t pleasant