Claim to Fame: One of those girls who started FemSex, and/or that girl who brought up irrelevant points about slavery and gender performance during Lit Hum discussions of the Odyssey.
Where are you going? Abroad on a fellowship to teach ESL. Three avenues east, 6 blocks north.
Three things you learned at Columbia:
“Back in my day…” Lion Laundry was Dormaid and I was the Dormaid Girl.
Justify your existence in 30 words or less: The people who love me and want to share their time and brilliance.
Is the War on Fun over? Who won? Any war stories? My god. Get off campus.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? Difficult. But funny. I should start FemCheese.
Advice for the class of 2016: Expose. Focus. Shatter. Push. Feel uncomfortable. This place is rich with possibility.
Regrets? Not pushing myself to name the difference between fear and shame.