Claim to Fame? At one point, I probably tried to pick a fight with your student group as the Spectator Associate Editor in charge of letters to the editor, or as a member of the Spec Editorial Board, wrote a scathing op-ed totally unrelated to your life. But most proudly, I am one of the founding members of the Tina Fey for 2012 Facebook group. Best fail ever, ladies.
Where are you going? Leaving Broadway for the brave new world of… Amsterdam Avenue. Columbia Law School, so if you’re lucky, maybe you can spot me crying quietly in the corner of the law library on your way to EC for another carefree night of undergraduate bliss.
Three things you learned at Columbia:
“Back in my day…” We had two gym requirements, and students weren’t forced to pay full time fees for part time enrolment. But now we have community, so, thanks Barnard.
Justify your existence in 30 words or less: I heard Meryl Streep at my older sister’s Barnard graduation. I get Obama. Jesus or Blue Ivy Carter will address my little sister’s Barnard graduation in 2015.
Is the War on Fun over? Who won? Any war stories? Looking back, I most definitely deserved to get CAVAed multiple times but somehow snuck by. God or whatever was looking out for me on Purim and Simchat Torah.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? I’m a connoisseur of all cheesy snacks available in Morningside Heights, so I think I’m going to stick with my tried and true love: Utz sour cream and cheddar potato chips.
Advice for the class of 2016:
Any regrets? Too many to count. Not taking more diverse classes, not opening myself up to friendships with other students, not seeing more campus shows, letting Morton Williams win, not getting a picture with Sarah Jessica Parker in Liz’s Place, not being Millie. But mostly the Millie one.