Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite!

What should Dean Goldfarb's new nickname be?

  • Goldean (46%, 310 Votes)
  • Farby (23%, 156 Votes)
  • The Don (15%, 97 Votes)
  • DoGo (13%, 89 Votes)
  • Gold McDonald's Farb (3%, 18 Votes)

Total Voters: 670

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It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves:

  • Old McDonald’s Farb
  • The Farber of Seville
  • Farby
  • Battlefarb Galactica
  • Farby’s
  • Farbohydrate
  • Starvin’ Farbin
  • Ziggy Farbdust
  • Chicken Farbesan
  • Farbie
  • GoFa

Suffice it to say, we need a little help. Leave suggestions in the comments and we’ll make a poll next week with the 5 best names, as decided by a complicated scientific procedure that also involves math. If your name wins, you’ll earn glory which will last from when Goldfarb is confirmed until he, in turn, resigns.