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Boringside Heights: Bigger Is Better Edition

Morningside Heights may have spent all summer heaving great sobs of loneliness, but it isn’t about to greet newcomers and returning students with super puffy eyes. On the contrary, it’s been having quite a bit of work done. Send any minutiae we missed to tips@bwog.com.

 

 

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous And can we confirm or deny the new Jamba Juice Express station in refurbished JJ’s?

    1. Conor says:

      @Conor We just touched base with Dining, and we can confirm that JJ is coming to JJ’s.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous Wooo! Thanks!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous my god i’ve missed this place. one look at that heights stairwell and i knew where i’m supposed to be…on the heights roof, getting inappropriately plastered for 5pm on a tuesday.

  • 203 Patron says:

    @203 Patron the Dell’s in Butler don’t look any different from what they have been…?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous John Jay and JJ’s Place have completed their renovations.

  • captions says:

    @captions made me chuckle.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous at first i thought that soda machine was one of the new Coke Remix machines, but then i realized its just a normal machine

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous i meant coke freestyle not sure why i said remix

      guess cause they are both meaningless hipster buzzwords with no relevance to beverages

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous who the fuck calls it a marg?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Damn straight! I call it a garita.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous omg no-slip grip on the stairs at the heights and i’ll be there more often than i already am.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous These captions are HiLARious

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous JJ’s has both Jamba and the coke freestyle machine

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