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Campus Character: Deaton Jones

The September issue of The Blue & White is now on campus, and Bwog will continue posting tasty tidbits for your reading pleasure. Below, Peter Sterne sits down for a chat with Deaton Jones. If you are one of the few who don’t already know Deaton, here’s why you should.

Illustration by Claire Sabel, CC '13

Pretty much everyone knows Deaton Jones, CC ’13. His voice is recognizable, his anecdotes notorious, his energy irresistible. But even his closest friends have trouble pinning him down. “Deaton does so many things at once,” marvels suitemate Matt Grumbach, CC ’13. He seems to be everywhere simultaneously, and yet deeply immersed in the task at hand. He has an infectious vivacity and an appetite for new challenges, and is perpetually pursuing an exhaustive schedule. He can barely keep up with himself; at one point during our conversation, as Deaton explained his preference for stylish garb over sweatpants, he interrupted himself to apologize for having shown up in the offending garment. He ordinarily wouldn’t, he explained, it was just that he had rugby practice in an hour.

This is merely the latest in a long line of sporting endeavors. Despite eschewing the label of “athlete,” he likely could have been a member of more than one varsity team. He remarks that although he is “quite flamboyant,” one of the things he prides himself on is “that I can do the masculine things.” He continues, “It bothers me when people think that gay people are sissies.” Hence the rugby. While at college, Deaton has run in numerous races and triathlons, most recently completing the Paris marathon in less than three hours while studying at Reid Hall.

Deaton hails from Raleigh, North Carolina, a relatively conservative pocket of the country where he often felt out-of-place. “I don’t particularly like the South,” he admits. He found Raleigh’s homogeneity oppressive, particularly because of its pervasive homophobia. He was drawn to New York City, where one of his aunts, whom he describes as “the black sheep of the family” for her liberal and cosmopolitan sensibilities, had moved. And although he assimilated quickly, his roots emerge in displays of southern gentility.

Compared to “the normal Columbia student,” Deaton feels he spends significantly more time away from the fold, both at work and at play. He sees his numerous internships in fashion more as “real-world experience” than an entry into the rarefied world of haute couture, however. “I like fashion, but I’m not set on it as a career path,” he says. He applies the same laid-back sentiment to going out; he’s just having fun, he insists, not trying to hobnob with celebrities—although the Black Eyed Peas’ manager did once invite him to share a drink with the group at a club.

Deaton has an eccentric silliness and he enjoys dancing while nobody—or everybody—is watching. He has been known to dance so hard he splits his pants—which has happened on five separate occasions. Louise McCune, CC ’13, recalls one time freshmen year when Deaton told her to wear a costume to an otherwise ordinary lunch date in John Jay. She assumed he was kidding, but he showed up dressed in his aunt’s old fur coat with a strange belt—in short, a costume. “He’s incredibly adaptable,” says another suitemate. “[He’s] one of those people who you can never predict what he’ll do next, but you know he’ll excel at it.” McCune agrees; whatever he ends up doing, she says, “he’s always Deaton—consistently extraordinary.”

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  • B&WSuck says:

    @B&WSuck This basically sums up why B & W “Campus Characters” aren’t relevant. “Everyone know this guy!!”= lolz

    1. in the b&w world, says:

      @in the b&w world, “everyone at columbia” usually means “the very white friends of the incredibly white blue and white staff”

  • no one knows this guy says:

    @no one knows this guy sostfu

  • CC 13 says:

    @CC 13 Don’t know who this guy is? If you want to talk about someone that everyone knows, do Ryan M. or Fred H. instead.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Looks like Ryan M. fishing for validation. Chill out and enjoy senior year Ryan. You’ll probably get selected, but no need to go the anonymous comment route.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous that’s not what this sounds like.

      2. ryan m says:

        @ryan m you don’t know me

        i don’t want to be a campus character

        1. got it, guys? says:

          @got it, guys? “i don’t want to be a campus character”
          -Ryan Mandelbaum

        2. A fourth grader says:

          @A fourth grader Reverse psychology!!!!

      3. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous yo this is Ryan – stop talking about me

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous no, this is patrick

          1. Anonymous says:

            @Anonymous I have seen “ryan M” and impersonators post together in Bwog threads a lot over the years–since 09.

            bets that it’s just scandelbaum from different computers?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous EVERYONE KNOWS DEATON– what you talkin bout?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous My god, I felt like I was reading the description of the perfect person. Can we make these more rounded, tone it down a little? I still feel nauseous from the amount of praise issued in this article.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous seriously. every goddamn campus character is too gushy. people have bad things too

      1. whyyyyy says:

        @whyyyyy would you want a campus profile to focus on someone’s negative characteristics??? i can think of many things this campus needs more of – people saying negative things about others isn’t one of them.

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous nor is it self righteous peepz

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous The perfect person would never rip on North Carolina. Tar Heel State represent.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Let the facebook searching ensue

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous This is just an backhanded form of bragging, and just as obnoxious.

  • Defending the City of Oaks says:

    @Defending the City of Oaks I know Raleigh well, and it’s worth noting that the county it’s in (Wake) voted against the recent gay marriage ban and voted for Obama in 2008. His high school draws on neighborhoods that have contributed overwhelmingly to Democrats in this election cycle. As for Raleigh’s homogeneity, it’s more ethnically diverse than the U.S. average, in part because of the major research university located there that helps give the city a comparatively cosmopolitan feel. There’s a reason that area regularly finds its way on to “best place to live” lists.

    So, yes, the South as a whole trends conservative and many parts would be unpleasant to live in if you’re liberal or a member of the LGBTQA community or both (as I know from firsthand experience), but Raleigh is actually something of a bright spot in the region.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous d10 is honestly one of the most caring, fashionable, and driven people I’ve had the pleasure of interacting with in my three years here. haters gon h8.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous great illustration!!!! nice job claire

  • Van Owen says:

    @Van Owen Gay…

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