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Butler Missed Connections

Because who actually handwrites anything these days?

“If you’re going to keep staring at me, I might as well introduce myself.”

— Hillary Rodham to Bill Clinton in Yale Law library sometime during the early 70’s. 

People are knowingly on display in the library, but not everyone is as accommodatingly forward as the former First Lady. If you’re like Bwog, attempting any form of person-person communication is bound to be tortuously awkward.

So if you connected with someone but didn’t find a moment to seal the deal, leave a comment here.

Bwog doesn’t really know how this will work, but we thought we’d give it a shot. Maybe use a throwaway yahoo email account?

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43 Comments

  • awww says:

    @awww bwog is a romantic, who knew?

    1. Alex says:

      @Alex I apologize for hijacking one of the few on-topic comments, but I’ll be deleting the spam now.

      http://youtu.be/Gz3Cc7wlfkI?t=15s

      UPDATE: 4 ip addresses contributed the bulk of the spam, and all posts from those ips were deleted.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous U cnt trk my ip im behind liek 5 proxys.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous You guys should create and run a missed connections tumblr like icuhampy dot tumblr dot com is at Hampshire College.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous icubutler.tumblr dot com is available, jus sayin

      1. Alex says:

        @Alex We were thinking that it might be easier to have a box on the left sidebar, but either idea assumes that people aren’t too bashful in the first place.

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous @Alex: YES PLEASE i will post on it everyday

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous girl in 303 reading Dworkin and playing with your hair, marry me

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Ronald or Andrea Dworkin? Because that matters.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous Also, is Anonymous hetero or homo?

      2. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous probably the latter reading the former

  • anonymous says:

    @anonymous there’s a really sexy chick in 212 alone at a table who has chestnut hair and bronze arms

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous That would be me! :D

      1. anonymous says:

        @anonymous eighth floor staircase at 1:50.

  • The Dark Hand says:

    @The Dark Hand I saw u throw that copy of spec in the garbage. Call me?

  • Anonymouse says:

    @Anonymouse I saw you the other day with a fanny pack full of spaghetti in the computer room. Smelled delicious ^_^

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous A/D Butler cafe should sell spaghetti

  • Columbia College Freshman says:

    @Columbia College Freshman Woah what is all this weird posting?!?!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous wait what’s going on with The Dark Hand and Parkerlibro? i missed something

  • Van Owen says:

    @Van Owen I rubbed one out in the stacks…

  • CUCR looking for Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome says:

    @CUCR looking for Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome Sent you a letter last year. Thought you would have had the common fucking courtesy to at least answer me back. I thought we had something. Didn’t ’07 mean something to you?

  • Cornell Noob says:

    @Cornell Noob woah what is going on here, some fapping chick in the library was talking about this site. where’s the pron?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous have rings been exchanged? vows made? children begotten? we need to know!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Say hi to someone in the library today.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Dear Butler,

    I am missing my soul. Last seen around 301 somewhere.

    Love,
    Senior

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous but guyz i wuz serious about my qt3.14azngf. plz reply if you also like spaghetti cat plz.

  • AndEnnuiGo says:

    @AndEnnuiGo Wow. Glad I left Bored@Butler when I did: sounds like it’s turned into even more of a shitshow. Hope Jae’s got plenty of aspirin and fresh new code. A break-up never made anyone a martyr by virtue of their broken heart or hurt feelings and dragging your private life into the public view–even on an ostensibly anonymous site like bored@–is gauche. Perhaps try being a little kinder to each other here and elsewhere.

    1. untitled5 says:

      @untitled5 abandoner!

      1. AndEnnuiGo says:

        @AndEnnuiGo @Untitled5 Nice to be remembered…but, um, haven’t you graduated yet?!

        1. untitled5 says:

          @untitled5 Noorppp. Still here.

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