There is always a moment early in your drinking career when friends pass around I.D.s so that they can all laugh about the absurd last name that one guy picked, or comment on the shit quality laminate that one girl received. It’s a pretty safe assumption that the bouncers around here don’t actually care if your last name is “Dingleberry,” so you might as well choose your stats with the goal of impressing/entertaining your friends. This might help.

Who needs IDchief when you have Bwog’s Fake I.D. Kit?


11 out of 10 doctors recommend Bwog’s Fake I.D. Machine via Louise McCune and Bijan Samareh, in “collab” with Jester