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Happy Half Semester Day!

Whether the news brings you excitement or regret, today marks the official mid-semester mark. However, that’s not all there is to the story. If we dig a little deeper, we can find a hidden message within this seemingly arbitrary academic calendar date…

Today is 10/18/2012. 10 + 18 + 2012 = 2040.

Today is the half semester day, which makes us a quarter through the academic year. 2040/4= 510

Now, if we search CU (Columbia University) and 510 in CLIO, we find a recording of Artie Shaw:

And if we check inside, halfway through the tracks, which is how far we are through this semester, we find our hidden message:

Too marvelous for words. Just like you, Columbia.

Congratulations on making it through half a semester.

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13 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Speaking of half-baked conspiracy theories, what the hell has Glenn Beck been up to?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous uh, and this means Half-Life 3 is confirmed?

  • CC '13 says:

    @CC '13 holy crap. i need to find a job.

  • Music Library says:

    @Music Library … we’ve got 40,000 vinyl LPs available, for those who want to play them backwards for hidden (warning: possibly Satanic) messages…

  • uh says:

    @uh where do you get your weed, bwog? ’cause i want some.

  • i'm your pusher says:

    @i'm your pusher curtis mayfield said you called?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous It’s funny that people think I’m working in Butler but really I’m just listening to No Diggity on repeat and reading Bwog comments.

  • Thank you says:

    @Thank you This is adorable.

  • CC'14 says:

    @CC'14 Christ almighty.

  • soo... says:

    @soo... I’m procrastinating by reading things that Bwoggers make when they’re procrastinating. #meta

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Don’t sleep on Artie Shaw. He’s a BAMF. Listen to “Nightmare”

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