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Porn…it’s just like Texas!
With these few days off, Bwog hopes that you are exploring new territories, both physical and mental. If you are sticking it out at Columbia, we urge you to do things non-school related. Might we suggest taking some cues from these two individuals overheard on campus…
Help out: Mom. I don’t have any money. Seriously. I only had TWO drinks last night because I gave all my money to charity.
Learn something new: I don’t know how to picture porn… I mean, it’s like sex but everything’s bigger?
Real school spirit via Wikimedia Commons
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@the sex addict Ode to sex
Oh, sex, how do I love thee
Can I count the ways?
Shall I compare thee to the morning dew, feverous and bright
the molten heat of summer, or a cloud’s glossy white?
Can you match against or meaure up
to the soft, glowing, warmth of love?
and even the pleasures, of sweet ice cream
can never be better than thee!
Ah, sex, my vagina longs for you, it’s clitoris heartbroken
my thighs are wet, my opening has spoken
abandoned in the night my lower lips sob
at the punishments they’ve reiceved from the gods
why sex, come back, leave me not despairing
oh sex, return, with your verve, wit and daring
come nestle within my inner folds
exactly where you feel at home.
@Anonymous Oh look another liberal who wants to limit free speech. I thought this was America… comrade.
@artsy plumber porn is mostly about housewives who need some plumbing done
@Not true Search “small penis porn” on Google.
Search “virgin porn,” too, although it was mostly anal- and not vaginal-virginity.
I have too much free time during Fall Break.
@Sorry That was meant in reply to “shrinking violet”!
@shrinking violet Porn is the scariest thing ever, it;s like sex, but the penis is horribly large and terrifying, and the vagina looks like a cavern. When i first saw porn it was terrifying, I’ve avoided it from then on, sticking to fantasy.
@Anonymous I had the best orgasm today.. my toes actually went numb.
@...? why would someone down-vote an orgasm?
@SEAS '13 Literotica is the way to go.
@CC'13 seconded