As finals crawl ever closer, Bwog is hoppin’ in bed with you to
help you procrastinate make reading week a little bit better. Remember to look on the bright side of life and send in tips to help us get you through finals.
Bwogline: In defiance of sanctions, North Korea launched a long-range rocket early this morning. (NY Times)
Finals Tip: Use a bic lighter to burn your tastebuds so you can drink Butler coffee all night! Pro Tip: make it a multitask solution by burning your tongue as you smoke a cigarette.
Procrastinate: Look at these delicious creations to remind you how great walking out of that last final is going to feel.
Overheard: Two burly men in baseball paraphernalia in Starbucks. One sniffs his latte as leaving: “This smells like freedom.”
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