Menu CATEGORIES

Connect with us

CATEGORIES Menu
Articles

Bwog In Bed: Running on Three Hours of Sleep

but studying is harrrrddddd

Good morning, sunshine!

As finals crawl ever closer, Bwog is hoppin’ in bed with you to help you procrastinate make reading week a little bit better. Remember to look on the bright side of life and send in tips to help us get you through finals.

Bwogline: In defiance of sanctions, North Korea launched a long-range rocket early this morning. (NY Times)

Finals Tip: Use a bic lighter to burn your tastebuds so you can drink Butler coffee all night! Pro Tip: make it a multitask solution by burning your tongue as you smoke a cigarette.

Procrastinate:  Look at these delicious creations to remind you how great walking out of that last final is going to feel.

Overheard: Two burly men in baseball paraphernalia in Starbucks. One sniffs his latte as leaving: “This smells like freedom.”

rolling out of bed via Shutterstock

Write a comment

Your email address will not be published.

 

1 Comment

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous does bwog really have a shutterstock account? dat ish is priceyy

  • Have Your Say

    Most exhausting walk on campus?

    View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...

    Favorite Comments

    can you smoke weed in watt (read more)
    Housing Reviews 2018: Watt
    March 26, 2019
    https://barnard.edu/reslife/housing-options/andersen (read more)
    Barnard Housing Mystique: The Lottery, Explained
    March 26, 2019

    Recent Comments

    can you smoke weed in watt (read more)
    Housing Reviews 2018: Watt
    March 26, 2019
    https://barnard.edu/reslife/housing-options/andersen (read more)
    Barnard Housing Mystique: The Lottery, Explained
    March 26, 2019