For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class.

9/24: “Get your note pads out—in three weeks, we are going to take back the fucking streets.”

10/1: “I am reintroducing caning to Columbia.”

10/22: “I’m an occasional user of cocaine. Not a regular user. I’m really offended.”

11/14: “As an idiot—I really don’t know anything about these First Amendment things.”

11/26: “I end up in an orange jumpsuit every time I publish something that the government doesn’t like.”