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Imagine your teacher wearing this, it will make you feel better
We’re not sure about you, but Bwog woke up this morning thinking 2013 would be different. We had high hopes that everything we wanted would come with this new year and all our wishes would be fulfilled. And then we checked SSOL, and grades were still missing. 2013 has come, and nothing has changed.
In the spirit of looking to the past, we’re bringing back an old tradition and calling out teachers who have yet to post grades, nearly two weeks after the last day of exams (when grades are allegedly due). Perhaps with this call we can enact change and get our grades, so we can send out updated resumes for summer jobs stop caring about 2012 already.
Leave yours in the comments and we’ll update the post as grades come in.
Lee Bollinger, Freedom of Speech and Press
David Reichman, General Chemistry I
Saskia Sassen, Global Urbanism
Andrew Nathan, Intro to Human Rights
Patricia Lindemann,Experimental Psych
Marianne Giordani, Military Literature
Jill Shapiro, Human Species
Timothy Frye, Intro to Comparative Politics
Seyhan Arkonac, Intro to Econometrics
Andrew Delbanco, Foundations of American Lit
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@Anynymous Rejected from one grad school because of incomplete file. Thank you !
@Anonymous In cases like these, shouldn’t you have just emailed the professor? Seriously, if you are polite about it, I’m sure they will understand!
@worried grad school applicant what schools require your fall semester grades? can’t you just send them a transcript of the grades you do have? am I doing it wrong?
@come on I don’t think anyone’s mentioned Wolfgang Mann, Hist-Phil. I know the final was long…but…IT’S JAN. 12TH. REALLY. I need to send out my transcript for summer stuff!
@Anonymous And still nothing.
@Pissed and impatient Ivan Lupic, Lit Hum. A great teacher but, seriously? It was the first final I took, and now almost a month later and still no grade?
@still missing Music Composition with Carl Bettendorf. We didn’t even have a final!
@Anonymous Still missing grades, keep receiving calls and emails from graduate schools for my grades. I just don’t know what to do at this point. It is not like you can take the risk to piss off the professor that is about to grade you.
@srsly? still waiting on two. what was once character-building is now… no longer.
@Anon Well, it looks like grades were not processed last evening. This is starting to become a joke.
@Anonymous Beth Gollnick – Art Humanities
@Anonymous Immuno grades are on ssol even though I haven’t gotten an email yet
@Sigh Better left blank…..
@quick question For a yearlong course, should the space where the “grade” part is remain blank? or should there be an indicator, like “N/A”
so confused.
@quick question lol. nevermind.
@also How am I supposed to register for classes when I don’t know the grades from my old classes? What the hell is this? I don’t pay 60,000 bucks a year for this shit.
@what the fuck Mowsh, fuckin post the grades. We took our exams a MONTH AGO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????????????????????
@Anonymous MOWSH, YOURE KILLING ME.
@Anonymous Kartik Chandran – Environmental Engineering
@no excuse Ha Nguyen… no grades…
@Anonymous Qingmin Liu- Game Theory
@Munchlax I just talked toProfessor Mamdani through email, and he told me what my grade was. I think he had already uploaded it to SSOL, but for whatever reason they are not showing up there.
@CC'13 just got an email reply from him that simply said “I believe grades will be posted this evening”
good lord everyone
@honestly m a m d a n i
@Senior Paul Stephens, Modernist Poetry and Poetics
Final exam was a month ago, final papers were due over 2 weeks ago – neither were that long so what gives?
@BC '15 Steven Chaikelson, The History and Practice of Producing
@Anonymous Dance in Film – Mindy Aloff
@Angry This is bologna. I missed a chance to apply for a summer fellowship because of Mamdani. So much for the grade being finished compiling on the 12th of December.
@After the storm So- in my previous three years here I haven’t had this issue, but I have three grades missing.
When is the LATEST that I may actually get them / they have to come sometime right?
@Anonymous Anthropological Theory 1 – Lesley Sharp
@CC'13 I’ve seen a bunch of people call out Mamdani/his TA’s, they deserve it. Our final paper was due before classes were even done, and I heard enough from both him and our TA’s about how there would be NO EXTENSIONS BWAAA
“Dear all,
A heads-up. Professor Mamdani has asked that we collate your final grades for this course by Wednesday the 12th. This means that you must have your papers in by Monday without exception. If the paper is not in there is no way I can grade them by Wednesday. So again, there will be absolutely NO extensions on this paper. No paper by Monday, F for the course.
Good luck!
Aarti”
I didn’t need one, but come on, ya’ll. This is pathetic.
@ditto someone favorite this comment. lol
@Aaa Peter Connor, 19th Century Novel
@at least, physics lab grades are in, but Mowsh,well, she’s another story.
@Anonymous She and her husband! Mehh, so inefficient!
@Anonymous @Anonymous:
seriously….where are the immunology grades? i got all my other grades already except for this one…
@Anonymous seriously….where are the immunology grades???
@anonymous Mahmood’s probably vacationing in Africa this very moment. one of the TAs is probably holding up all the grades I bet
@crying Mawhinney Physics 1403. I mean I’m not surprised at all that he’s this late, but come on.
@Anonymous … and now the ssol server is down…
@Anonymous solomon mowshowitz – immunology :(
@anonymous I really don’t think that Bollinger and Delbanco should be on the wall of shame, but their TAs should be. They don’t do any of the grading really (Delbanco grades his discussion section’s finals and papers), but seriously, the hold up is always the TAs. Especially with Bollinger, the TAs didn’t do a whole lot of anything. And it consistently took 3 weeks for my Foundations TA to grade an essay.
@Anon Arkonac Intro to econometrics………still not up QQ
@Munchlax Seriously, Mahmood. There were no exams in Major Debates, and the essays, class participation, and presentations were all supposed to be graded before exams started. Where is my grade?
@A Margaret Vandenurg- Modernism
@no excuse Ha Nguyen
@you have no excuse Todd Tarantino- EAR TRAINING II.
Seriously we had a final the LAST DAY OF CLASSES that required almost no actual grading. If it was right it was right and if it was wrong it was wrong. The rest of our grade besides class participation was already calculated. What is taking him so long?
Seriously the worst professor I have ever had in the music department.
@I don't understand So deadlines just don’t apply to professors?
@anon so it would seem.
@fuck it I no longer want my bio grade, Mowsh can have it. Mowsh, if you are reading this, don’t post grades. It’s cool.
@Anonymous Seconded for S. Mowsh’s Immuno grades. He can keep ’em.
@Anonymous One of the TA’s gmail status update today: grading = cranky Katie; I don’t think we’ll be getting those immunology grades for a while!
@anon hertz is up.
@anon Pamela Cobrin, Rhetorical Choices
@anonymous Edward Lincoln – Economic Development of Japan
@Anonymous I don’t even want to think about this class…
@Yay! Frye grades are in!
@anon Nathan’s grades just came in! :)
@alsdfjasdf Anyone know what the average was in Reichman’s gen chem?
@Anonymous It was in the high 70s and curved to a B+ when I took it with him a couple years ago.
@blargh wish i knew. his grading process is black magic!
@Jan 2 grades are posted can we update the wall of shame with teachers that missed the deadline?
Steven Feiner, UI Design
@SSOL hasn’t been updated since 00:53 on the 2nd…. I’ve gotten emails from two TA’s who said they posted the grades yesterday
@Anonymous SSOL, y u no update today?
@Anonymous Norman Christ – Accelerated Physics I
@Anonymous Was in that class last year. Didn’t get that one back for another week. Same for the spring semester.
@King @Anonymous:
Exactly. My TA did the same, and the grade isn’t posted.
@Anonymous but actually what I don’t understand is that my physics lab TA submitted our final grades to the physics department on the 5th of december. It’s been a month, and the registrar still hasn’t posted them to SSOL. Seriously? wtf?
@Anonymous Sarah Lazur – Third-Year Grammar and Composition (French)
@Anonymous Sherry J. Wolf – Intro to Being Offended
@Anonymous with guest lecturer Gavin McFrown?
@A Haiku January Third
It’s official; they are late
Those fucking TA’s
@Anonymous Pablo Pinto- Political Economy of Trade & Investment ar
@SO FRUSTRATING The only professor of mine who I will make no complaint towards is Basalo (thermo) seeing as she kept coming to class to lecture until the day before her due date… I’ll wait for that grade.
To the rest (especially that take-home we turned in during reading week)- no excuse.
@yea Basalo was epic
@SO FRUSTRATING update: still no update. eff this.
@Anonymous Ricardo Reis, Intermediate Macro. This class is the only one I took a real exam for and it cannot have been as bad to grade as 100 10-page papers, especially with 3 TAs. It’s also the only class I am WORRYING ABOUT, come on!
@Anonymous Ricardo’s in, but knowing our final exam grades and the curve/average would be helpful, especially considering how much time they’ve had.
@Brent Cockwell and Liang Dong Biochem I
@Anonymous Final exam grade is on Courseworks. Unclear what the curve looks like though.
@Anonymous Duh bro. It’s been up there for a week.
@Anonymous Knowing the grade itself without knowing the average is pointless and stressful though, you know?
@Anonymous Mean 29.7, SD 7.5 for the final. No, I’m not a TA. You can just ask.
@Anonymous Ghost and Spirits from Kant to Marx — Stefan Andriopoulos
Modern Poetry and Poetics — Paul Stephens
@Anonymous Susan Boynton—History of Western Music
(although to be fair she did extend the deadline for concert reports until basically today)
@o.O I read that as “Susan Boyle—History of Western Music”
@Anonymous Katherine Ewing, Intro to Anthropology of South Asia
@Anonymous Rodolfo Toledo Masterpieces of Western Music
@Anonymous John Kender – Honors Introduction to Computer Science (COMS 1007)
Aaron Veicht – Physics Lab (PHYS 1493)
@Anonymous but JRK is a boss. last year he didn’t post them till the last day they were due so you should get them today.
@Anon Patricia Grieve-Hispanic Cultures I
@King Anon Luis Campos-Organic Chemistry
@Anonymouse Giuseppe Cambareri – Physics Lab
@Anon Mahmood Mamdani-Major Debates in the Study of Africa
@Anonymous Third Year French Conversation– Benjamin Olivennes
Seriously, we had no grades in the class. How hard is it to decide what grades to give us??
@Anonymous Same thing for Third Year French Conversation with David Haziza. No quizzes, assignments, presentations, shouldn’t it be the easiest class to grade?
@anonymous grades posted today for Benjamin’s class
@Anonymous seriously we turned in those papers in november.
@Pissed @ Drewitz Oh come on. Alexander Drewitz you folded here.
@I agree. I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what happened to curving at the end?
lol.
@Anonymous Mahmood Mamdani, Major Debates in the Study of Africa
@alsdfj American Urban History- Kenneth Jackson
@Anonymous Khalidi-History of the Modern Middle East
@Anonymous E&M 3007 – Phillip Kim
@tbh Kimberly Marten Intro to International Politics
@I got mine Yesterday. Maybe it’s your TA?
@tbh SUMMER NEVER HAS HER SHIT TOGETHER
@LOL This lateness will never compare to last year’s Labor and American Politics. The grades were submitted on January 13th…
@negative inaction lol lol your daddy’s a debt-saddled jobless bitch. your mommy sucks strange dick and takes it up the ass on the regular to help pay off your lucrative liberal arts degree.
@King Anon Yes, we got it from all of your other posts on bwog. You think you are some big shot because your dad is rich and achieved something in life. Well, that just makes you a leech since he did the work-not you.
@Anonymous Bob Neer Contemporary Civilization
@Anonymous @Anonymous:
seriously we turned in those papers in november
@Anonymous lol keep waiting. Bob is one chill dude but he’ll inevitably be late. 80% chance you got a B+.
@this has gotten ridiculous. but actually. ridiculous.
@Anonymous Deborah Steiner – sophocles
@and! Deborah Steiner Augustan Poetry
@anon seriously, when are we going to get these grades? -annoyed
@Anonymous richard billows, ancient greek history
@les anony-miz that dick billows fellow is a flaccid slacker.
@anonymous michael reed – graphics. that bastard told me he couldn’t give me an extension on the final homework assignment due the day before the final because he needed to submit grades the day after we took the final. its been days now and still no grade on courseworks or ssol. i got a 1 out of 10 on the final assignment too.
@mike kanye west – Intro to how to finish with women.
@Boooooo!!! Get off the stage!
@u didn't know that he’s prego?
@Erm Intro to Experimental Physics Lab – Aaron Veicht
The grading in that class makes no logical sense. For all I know, my grade could be anywhere between an A and a C-. So it’d be nice if grades were posted sometime soon…
@A disgruntled CC student Art Hum – Irina Oryshkevich
@but Irina is the best!
@Funny story about Econometrics My final grade was posted on courseworks over a week ago, mysteriously disappeared a day later and I have not heard anything since then. This is more than fishy.
@Anon My theory is everyone did so well on the finals that she can’t come up with a curve beside giving everyone A’s
@Anonymous yeeeah…. I got a 95 total score and ended up with an A-…
@Same here I did not know that curving down was actually a thing
@Anon I got a 103 final score and got an A+…..I guess the solid A range was non existent?
@Here I got an A with 101 on the exam. Pretty ridiculous. Its bittersweet. Im not complaning about my grade, but 101 usually equates to A+ not A
@Anonymous That exam was ridiculous. 101.5 or something => A+. What a joke of a class.
@CC '13 Nathan shouldn’t be on here. He sent out final grades by email. I got my 25-page paper back with a long list of comments and a final grade within one day of submitting it. Pretty impressive, no? I suspect he was listed here because someone couldn’t be bothered to calculate their own GPA.
Also, Shapiro probably won’t submit grades for another few days. My year, we didn’t find out until Jan. 6th.
@Yo That’s a different class bro.
@CC '13 alas, you’re right. i was talking about the hr senior seminar.
@question what’s the average for a calc 2 class?
@depressed calc 2 student low compared to calc 3. maybe a B or B- although there are the people who took calc BC already bringing the average up.
on that note, is there a list of % of A-range grades given by dept? my gpa needs some tender loving.
@wut???!?!?!?!! fuck this. I could have gotten an A- then.
@Anonymous Claudio Lomnitz – Historical Anthropology of the U.S. Mexico Border
@Anonymous Lomnitz just posted on SSOL
@Meowth Micheal Shnaidman – STAT W4107
Qingmin Liu – ECON W4415
@Anonymous Ed Morales – Latin Music and Identity
@Anonymous Elementary Persian – Hassan Hussein
@anon it’s up
@this is some shit Luis Campos – Organic Chemistry I
Ha Nguyen – Introduction to Statistics (W1111)
Vesna Gasperov – Supervised Independent Research
Deborah Mowshowitz – Introductory Biology I
@anonymous Senior Seminar grades posted btw
@senior chem major aww don’t you just sound like the cutest little sophomore pre-med wannabe biochem major
@Anonymous Science for Sustainable Development Ruth Defries
@Anonymous What was this class even curved to?
@Anonymous B+ is median
@lol i got a C+
no deans list for me
@Anonymous Fuck… Got a B+ in that class after getting 10+ points above the median on the midterm and every assignment…
@Anonymous those TAs were bitches.
@D: Lena Edlund, Gender Economics
@anonymous Ha Nguyen
Intro to Statistics (1111)
@anonymous Environmental Science Senior Seminar, Martin Stute
Third Year Conversational French, Benjamin M Olivennes
Earths Resources and Sustainable Development, Peter Kelemen
Intro Bio with Paul Hertz
@anon Intro to Film, R King
@Anonymous Matthew Connelly – The Future as History
@Anonymous major debates study of africa
@Anon Elizabeth Martin – Death and the Body
@Anonymous Shamus Khan- The Social World
@Anonymous You got a B+.
@Anonymous Jeremy Dauber and Paul Levitz- The American Graphic Novel
@Anon Jae Lee- Advanced Programming… posted our grades on courseworks days ago. Not clear on why they couldn’t be posted on ssol.
@anon YAX
@Anonymous YAX on YAX on YAX
@Anonymous David Albert – Methods and Problems of Philosophical Thought
@Anonymous Paul Duby
Aquatic Chemistry
@Anonymous Bernard Salanie, Principles of Economics
@Anonymous Bio 1500-Hertz…wtf is he waiting for?
@heya true that, lol.
@LOL Can we get some TA names up here? PrezBo is not the one posting grades, let’s be real.
@your TA actually he probably is – TAs don’t generally post the grades themselves.
@pissed Solomon Mowshowitz – Immunology
@anon Peter Kelemen, Earth: Origin, Evolution, Processes, Future
DUDE, THE FINAL WAS A SCANTRON.
@anonymous apparently last year they didn’t get their grades until Jan 11th (see Culpa review). I am in the class as well and completely agree.
@that class has been nothing but a complete pain in the ass. Regret every minute of Kelemen’s class.
@Anonymous Gerald Navratil-Applied Electrodynamics
@Anonymous Teresa Sharpe, Sociology of Education
@Anonymous Steven Feiner, UI Design
@Anonymous I was gonna post this. I wonder which classmate of mine wrote this. SEAS 2013, Comp Sci?
I’m almost positive that I bombed the final, but did well on everything else. Fortunately, the final is only 20% in that class. A bit antsy about seeing this grade… hurry up Feiner/ Semih / Cyril!!!!
@grades are up but damn, how was this class even graded? Looks like the elusive final project grade mustve killed me
@sorry, but Deborah Mowshowitz, Intro Bio
though she said , in a week, so…. do i even want to know?
@Premed Deborah Moshowitz Biology
@From a prof Professors were informed this fall that “The deadline for submitting grades is Wednesday, January 2, 2013” unless their home department set an earlier deadlines (and most do not).
So talk to us again on 3 January Bwog.
@Anonymous hmmmm, you are one of the profs listed on this page. You most likely found it through a google alert on your name.
or you subscribe to Bwog.
@Date-wise Now what’s your excuse?
@Anon Carol Rovane, CC
Deborah Mowshowitz, Intro Bio
@same boat last year you won’t be getting either of those for a little while
@Anonymous Brian Rakitin, Statistics for Behavioral Scientists
@D: This class = nap time
@P Yea people calm down. It’s the holidays.
@Anonymous yea…try calming down if you are on strict academic probation and your grades decide wether you get to keep going to Columbia.
@Lulz > being on academic probation > trying to win our sympathy
@affirmative action lol lol you’s a dumb bitch
@student Actually, you’re more likely to get in as a white student over an Asian-American student, if you’re a legacy, and if you’re a male. So actually, just about three quarters of this school got in under some version of “affirmative action”
@student Okay, well I’m pretty confident that most people aren’t failing out of these classes, so everyone should just take a fucking chill pill and go read or something. So your professor might be a few days late in handing in your grades. This is like the first world of first world problems.
@senior theres no way 81 people are on academic probation
@Anonymous E’mett McCaskill Abnormal Psychology
@Anonymous Ricardo Reis Intermediate Macroeconomics
Eric Blanchard American Foreign Policy
@Anonymous PSY- Oppa Gangam Style
@Anonymous Technically exams ended on the 22nd, only nine days ago, with most of the intervening days being holidays. Many of the offices are closed that week including the admissions office.
@Anonymous Last day of exams was the 20th.
@TA with stacks on stacks of papers to grade bite me.
@pissed before or after the grade comes in?
@Anonymous if your bitch ass is gonna complain, then don’t make the final so fucking long.
@Alum because the TAs write the final
@TA We do, sometimes! It depends on how much the professor wants to abuse us.
@Anonymous Yeah, wah wah wah
@... lawl.
@Anonymous I apologize for my classmates.
@Anonymous You got some shot on your nose you brown nosing twat.