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Personals: Daniel Sims, SEAS’14

For our very last personal (we think), we present Daniel Sims, with both his physical and virtual representation available. Email for this year’s last chance at love.

Name, Year, School, Major: Daniel Sims, 2014, SEAS, MechE

Preference: Guy for Girl

Hometown: Tristate area (a lot of commuting between NYC and NJ)

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Learning something together, from painting to metalwork

What redeems you as a human being? I try to encourage people by sharing my stuggles. I recognize that I have a few years of personal development to go.

Obsessive book series of choice: Anything by Seth Godin

Library room of choice: The MechE Lab, 294 Mudd

What you think the sexiest animal is: Beavers

Guilty pleasure song: “Weakends” (sic) by Motion City Soundtrack. Fight back at the pouring rain!

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? Look, I don’t enjoy it, but someone needs to make the GIFs.

Historical hottie: Neil Armstrong

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  • Anon says:

    @Anon :)

  • MalBicho says:

    @MalBicho I’d hit that.

  • Mike Gravel GS'56 says:

    @Mike Gravel GS'56 with the force of 1,000 suns

  • thepoet says:

    @thepoet Just make sure to let me know if you plan on visiting ladies…the walls are thin ;_;

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous aww. this was very cute.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I always just want to be friends with the people on Bwog personals. Why is it so much more awkward to ask someone to be your friend than it is to ask them out romantically?

    1. brg says:

      @brg Just do it. You won’t regret it. And besides, he’ll willingly admit that he’s more awkward than you, so you’ve got nothing to worry about. We all love him.

    2. Daniel Sims says:

      @Daniel Sims There is a lot of loneliness on campus. People love to reconnect and make true connection. Something I learned since my medical leave is that cultivating true friendships is really important. So, don’t be shy, reach out to people and make genuine connections!

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous Would you think I was really weird if I messaged you on facebook?

        1. Daniel Sims says:

          @Daniel Sims It would be totally fine! ^.^

  • brg says:

    @brg The background in your picture is incredible. Girls, you best back the fuck off, because he’s all mine.

    1. TBB says:

      @TBB Brg, I love you man, but I swear to Lil B, I *will* fight you for him.

      1. brg says:

        @brg game on, motherfucker.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous that was the best “dream date” response so far.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Best catch of the year

  • MechE says:

    @MechE wooo wooooo

  • CC '16 says:

    @CC '16 yo, seems like a no-brainer to have his virtual representation be in the sims tho…

    1. brg says:

      @brg wut

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Awwwww. Daniel is a really lovely kid. So happy about the personal and hope he finds someone wonderful =].

  • Fem Fat says:

    @Fem Fat Best. Personal. EVAR

    1. brg says:

      @brg so much love in this thread. I’m the only one to disagree on any of these, and that’s because minecraft =/= the sims

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous given that his doppelganger is neil degrasse tyson, the background image seems fitting.

    1. brg says:

      @brg exactly. he will get so much poon.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Really? He’s missing the most essential NDT elements: Pervy Mustache + Pervy Stare.

  • Anonamoose / Fellow Engineer says:

    @Anonamoose / Fellow Engineer +1 for Neil Armstrong!

  • anon says:

    @anon i hope you know how much you inspire me

  • aartichoke says:

    @aartichoke I think this has to be the most sincere personal yet. I wish I had this much guts. Also, do you think I could join your minecraft server?

    1. Daniel Sims says:

      @Daniel Sims It’s in beta atm, but google jh-gaming. I play on the feed the beast server. I’m not on much, but it would be cool to have more people online from CU.

  • Daniel Sims says:

    @Daniel Sims Yay! Thanks guys, I feel loved <3

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Daniel is one of the nicest dudes on campus! I don’t know him that well but he always takes time to say hello when we see each other around. Give him a shot ladies!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Seriously, a genuinely nice guy. Any girl would be lucky to have him.

  • seas2013 says:

    @seas2013 <3

  • cats says:

    @cats He’s a total sweetheart. I love how instead of trying to be funny like all the personals have done to catch people’s attention, he’s just totally honest and putting himself out there as he is; quite the brave one, this kid. Don’t miss out on this manlette!

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